Total Medals Earned: 539 (From 105 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,320 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (135/485 points)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Medals Earned: 13/15 (370/420 points)
Got a combo of at least 10!
Got a combo of at least 25!
Beat level 1 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 2 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 3 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 4 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 5 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 6 of Adventure Mode!
Got a combo of at least 50!
Beat level 7 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 8 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 9 of Adventure Mode!
Completed Adventure Mode!
Got a win in the multiplayer vs mode!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (200/400 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (190/190 points)
Play the game (Thanks for the free medal)
Talk with Sly
Get one Gacha Doll
Get 10 Gacha Dolls
Get all Gacha Dolls!
Finish the game!!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
Look at the credits
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 5/19 (25/500 points)
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8!
Beat level 9!
Beat level 10!
Beat level 11!
Beat level 12!
Beat level 13!
Beat level 14!
Beat level 15
Beat the game in one run!
Beat the game in under 5 minutes!
Beat the game without restarting a single time!